On the latest episode of the Screen Junkies Show, host Hal Rudnick pitches a fantastic marketing idea to Seven Psychopaths stars Christopher Walken, Colin Farrell, and Sam Rockwell: A tie-in with "the greatest psychopaths in American pop culture today," the Thompson-Shannon family of TLC's Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.

To bring his stroke of genius to life, Rudnick hands the three thespians scene from "America's #1 child-beauty-pageant-coupon-queen-sketti-eatin' show," and asks them to read the lines in a mock-audition for the Honey Boo Boo Movie.

What happens next is nothing short of vajiggle jaggle magic.

[H/T: @rossneumann]