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Steve Harvey took the weirdest break from being a sanctimonious blowhard when he had some kids from Toddlers & Tiaras (and their parents) on his talk show today and handled everyone gently. He spoke to everyone without admonishing them, had little Kayla recreate her Shirley Temple crumping (I'll never tire of reminding people that I saw her do that live), and then asked her and her fellow undersized beauty queen Elizabeth to show him how to wave and to do "pretty feet."

And then he had Elizabeth sing "You're a Grand Old Flag" (she's insane) and Kayla tried to steal the show by pulling her foot up over her head and he stood amongst them looking way too confused and then way too amused and the whole thing became The Al Alberts Showcase rebooted as a drug nightmare.