The only way to properly explain actress Stacey Dash's eternal youth is through a combination of essential oils and daily soaks in slipper tubs overflowing with the blood of newborn.

It stands to reason, therefore, that the Clueless star likely offered up her support to the candidate willing to ensure her supply of baby plasma never runs dry.

I mean, why else would she endorse Mitt Romney?

[H/T: BuzzFeed]