Remember that story about the wealthy businessman who offered a $65 million reward to the man capable of getting his lesbian daughter to leave her loving wife through sheer manliness? Well, we finally have our first volunteer.

Meet Gui:

From: Guilherme [Redacted]
To: Neetzan Zimmerman
Date: Wed, Sept 26, 2012 at 4:36 PM

Dear Mr. Zimmerman,

I read you article regarding the daughter who is lesbian and i decided i want to go to hk to check her out.

My name is Gui [Redacted] and I am from Brazil. I am currently traveling around the world while learning about Algae and climbing mountains.

I think this girl is gorgeous and as I love women I am willing to fly to hk to meet with her.

Can you please let me know how to arrange a meeting with them?

thanks in advance,


Gui was nice enough to enclose a pic of himself that he snapped, no doubt, during one of his famous mountain-climbing/algae-learning expeditions.

I have it on good authority that this photo alone is capable of turning gay women straight, so, Mr. Chao, if you're reading this (and I know you are), Gui is waiting for his check. Please mail it to the Gawker offices. And make it out to "cash."