For a while, it looked like the Seal-Heidi Klum divorce was going to be an impressively civil parting of ways.

But shit finally hit the fan — as it is wont to do — when Seal used personal photos of the couple's children in advertisements without Klum's permission.

Bo-ring. Bring on the real drama.

And right on time, here's Seal alleging that Heidi Klum was sleeping with her bodyguard — or as he put it, "fornicating with the help." Klum has been spotted with her bodyguard recently, although she cited Seal's temper and not marital infidelity as the reason for the divorce.

While Klum's current relationship with the bodyguard is allegedly "undefined," she swears she did not cheat with him while she was married to Seal.

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