Bentley the fussy bulldog puppy is everywhere today, and with good reason: He's obscenely adorable.

Almost too adorable. Almost as if he were engineered to be obscenely adorable by some kind of shadowy Cute Doggy Cartel. I'm on to you Big Puppy! Engineer all the cute fussy bulldogs you like but that still won't change the fact that—aww, wook at his wrinkly wittle paws they're just so cute oh my god.

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