Sketch comedy troupe Captain Hippo asks and answers the ultimate question: What if Luc Besson's 2008 cult thriller Taken happened in real life — but instead of bad-ass retired CIA field operative Liam Neeson using any means necessary to hunt down the Albanian human traffickers who kidnapped you, your only hope of being rescued was your own dad?

Suffice it say, his very special set of burping and self-scratching skills, while top notch, won't be particularly helpful here.

[CaptainHippo via Tastefully Offensive]