Huge fan of HBO's cult police procedural The Wire and campaign fundraisers that are unironically attended by the show's cast members? Have at least $500 to spare? Then you're in luck!

The Obama campaign is throwing a Wire-themed bash on Martha's Vineyard next month, and all your favorite drug dealers, crooked cops, underhanded union leaders, and corrupt politicians will be there.

Actually, it's unclear which of the show's cast members will actually make an appearance, but President Obama, who recently referred to The Wire as "one of the best shows of all time," is, understandably, sitting this particular shindig out.

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