Twee indie duo Jack Conte and Nataly Dawn — AKA Pomplamoose — have apparently resolved to lay waste to the World Wide Web and bring an end to civilization as we know it.

How else would you explain their unleashing of an Internet-breaking mashup of Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe" and Gotye's "Somebody That I Used to Know" on unsuspecting masses?

T.S. Eliot was wrong: This is the way the world ends — not with a bang, but the superimposition of Gotye's lyrics over Carly Rae Jepsen's chords and vice versa.