Wait, it gets better/worse: "Host / emcee Statutory Ray attempts to keep bacon from destroying his DJ mixer while two drunk half-naked ladies choke each other out in raw bacon while slipping in lard."

KOV Grime Life was on hand at Portland's 2nd annual Bacon Cup last Saturday to watch the Great Bacon Brawl between Giselle and Berlin, and captured a few dirty (NSFW) pics of the ladies getting messy.

[Obvious Winner, video via 1hrx]