Holding up a sign that reads "not homeless, need boobs," Chrissy Lance of Rittman, Ohio, makes her intentions very clear: She's soliciting money for a boob job.

"I see people panhandling every day, so why not panhandle for boobs," the 37-year-old Buckeye barmaid said. "It's original. I've never seen anybody do it."

Lance, who is also a single mother and a college student, hopes to raise $5,000 for breast implant surgery to "help improve her self-esteem."

Despite her unique strategy and skimpy attire, few Akron drivers have been willing to support Lance's boob fund: She's only made about 90 dollars so far.

[screengrab via WKYC]