Even though Lindsay Lohan is currently shooting both Liz and Dick and Lady In A Porsche Smushed Against An 18-Wheeler simultaneously, novelist Bret Easton Ellis announced last night that she has also won a part in the forthcoming film he wrote The Canyons, which is not a about large chasms in the earth created by running water. Lohan will star with America's current male porn person of note, James Deen, and be required to do things and have things done to her simulating real live humping, like this, says the The Daily Mail:

Ellis had warned potential castmembers that the leads in the film have 'to act and be full frontal naked b***ing girls and guys, realistically'.

But wait a second, wait a second— did you read the weirdo Canyon Facebook page update from director Paul Schrader three hours ago which said this?

Despite what may be reported elsewhere, casting on The Canyons is not quite finalized. We're approaching resolution. When the casting is complete, I'll write a report about the letitcast process, naming the names of those we were most impressed with as well as anecdotal details. Many wonderful young actors submitted audtions and I like to bring some of them to wider attention. Or at least the wider attention that this website provides. Paul S.

So until this French-sounding "le titcast" (oh nevermind — "Let It Cast") process is finished we won't know if it will be Lindsay Lohan's vagina that will actually get banged with reckless abandon or someone else's. Until then, I officially cast my vote for Bebe Neuwirth.

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