In their latest misleadingly twee ditty "29/31," Riki "Garfunkel" Lindhome and Kate "Oates" Micucci play the perspective of the same girl at 31 and 29, respectively.

I am neither a woman nor either of these ages, but I've confirmed with a very reliable source (a woman who is both of these ages at once) that this song's high levels of accuracy may result in irritable bawling syndrome and spontaneous consumption of comfort food.

Proceed with caution.

[video via rikilind]