Boy King Mark Zuckerberg turned 28 today, striking fear and loathing into the hearts of everyone who is not a 28-year-old billionaire. Facebook will go public this week in an IPO that could value the company as high as $100 billion.

How are you marking this momentous day? By sitting at your desk and contemplating the fact, tweeted by Darren Rovell, that Zuckerberg could spend $300,000 a day until he was 80 and still have money in the bank? Slowly scrolling through your Facebook newsfeed, noticing how old you and all your friends suddenly look? Drinking? Probably drinking.