YouTuber mad8vskillz sets the scene: "I found a dumb squirrel that got stuck in a bag of chips or something and rescued it. Squirrels are nasty as hell and have all kinds of diseases so I didn't want to get too close to it."

Confronted with the possibility that the squirrel wasn't actually stuck, but was instead blissfully licking the crumbs off the bag's interior before being rudely interrupted, mad8vskillz responded: "i can assure you he was stuck. Before I thought of getting the phone out, he had run into a wall and a tree."

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