[There was a video here]

There's little background info to be had here: We know his last name is Simmons, and we know he doesn't go scrote-inking without bringing at least two friends along to document the experience with their cellphones.

And its thanks to one of those ball-tat biographers that we can all now share in Simmons' special day.

(Somewhere, Tim Berners-Lee is watching this video and thinking, "this is precisely what I invented the Internet for.")