Step 1: Take all of the dirty clothes off your floor and throw them onto your bed.

Step 2: Throw a large blanket over said clothes and roll around on top of them till they look relatively flat and even.

Step 3: Decorate bed with colorful throw pillows for a shabby chic sort of vibe—and to draw the eye away from your bed's freakish lumpiness.

Step 4: Take the one question survey below and submit your answer to You could win a P3 V-Bot® Robotic Vacuum.

Step 5: Unleash your new robotic vacuum upon your unwitting dust bunny population.

Step 6: Invite guests over to witness your apartment's transformation. Do not let any of them spend the night.

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