I suppose it was inevitable. Jessica Simpson—like Demi Moore, Britney Spears, and every other female celebrity who has ever been pregnant—is on the cover of a magazine naked, pregnant, and posed with one hand on her boobs and the other on her belly. The pictures appeared online yesterday. Aren't we sick of this pose, yet?

And now, a quote from Elle's Jessica Simpson profile:

"Ah swear, ah will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins!" she blurts out, her Dallas accent swooping back in this moment of heightened anxiety. "Eric is so athletic. We're gonna have this ath-a-letic girl and I won't even be able to take her shopping."

Athletic girls hate buying clothes. Maybe she'll just be naked all the time, like an ancient Greek Olympian.

Anyway, here's a picture of Jessica's tight end fiance Eric Johnson grasping her buttocks while kissing her belly. Keep that athleticism to yourself, Johnson. [Elle]