A tipster passes along the following missive, sent on Saturday to the residents of Forbes College. We reproduce it here only to help its author find his (her?) belongings.

Date: Mar 4, 2012 2:03 PM
Subject: Lost bow and two arrows

Dear Forbesians,

My roommate inexplicably left his handcrafted bow and a quiver of five arrows at the Wawa convenience store between 2 and 2:30 am last night, and returned at around 2:45 am to find the bow and two arrows stolen. He would like to remind the person responsible that this is a serious elven weapon and not a toy; and further that the hand of Mirkwood, though soft and manicured, shows no mercy. The items in question can be returned to room [REDACTED] with an apology letter written in runic script.


We'll just note that the Princeton Wawa is usually pretty hopping at 2:00 a.m. on Sunday, and we wouldn't expect to recover anything left there, especially not serious elven weapons.