It's all coulda, woulda, shoulda with you, Marky Mark. After claiming he could have stopped 9/11 and being immune to masturbation, he claimed to have big friends in high places doling out insider Oscar information the night before the awards.

When asked who he thought was going to win, he responded:

It's not a matter of who I want to win, it's who I know is going to win...I've got a friend at PriceWaterhouse.

Ho ho ho, big claims there, Mark Wahlberg. Unfortunately though, time marches on and now that the Oscars have passed, we know that he was right about six of the nine awards he predicted. Not bad actually. Just more than half right. Must be a pretty good friend, indeed.

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