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We received a very disgruntled Gawker solicitation from one angry (presumably) Russian man. Below you will find Google Voice's interpretation of the voicemail's transcript. Your guess, Google Voice, is as a good as ours.

Hi, My name is loud in there and I would like to find some any kind information about how we can take or the person who over at the bus a lock for this goals, about secrets from the lands because The person who D. D's, He also cool, quite then today man. In every way possible. It's a bed and I am in a bit and then reach, and, then, if it is gonna have a long justice for that and we will like to. You guys from you. A couple of from from these blood that was somebody blood cool and Thank you.

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