David Novak is the CEO of Yum! Brands, the company that owns KFC, Taco Bell, and Pizza Hut. He is the man most directly responsible for populating the world with fast food restaurants. He is also a horrible date:

Q: Have you always been a fan of fast food?

A: Like many of our customers, I grew up with the brands. My family loved a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken. I took dates to Pizza Hut. When I was in college, every Sunday, I used to go and chow down on six or seven tacos, maybe eight (at Taco Bell).

Have you ever dated Yum! Brands CEO David Novak? If so, did he take you to Pizza Hut? Or is this all a big fake attempt to get in good with "the common man," who might think that it's "cool" to take a date to Pizza Hut? Send all Yum! Brands CEO David Novak dating stories and sex tapes to us at once.

[USAT. Photo: AP]