Need a custom ringtone for that ex-boyfriend who only calls late at night, when he's drunk and horny? Now presenting the Paris Hilton "Drunk Text" ring tone collection, culled from Paris Hilton's new spoken word techno song "Drunk Text."

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"It's just a drunk text. It's just a drunk text. This is the last time I'll ever drunken text."

"It takes the word sex and mix it with texting. It's called sexting. When you add drunk sexting? The words just don't make sense."

"No one is safe in the Twittersphere anymore."

"Are you fucking kidding me?"

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