A handful of Mormons, the Mormon they call Romney specifically, have been in hot water for supposedly performing "proxy Baptisms" on Jews who died in the Holocaust. But with the advent of a new website, aptly named "All Dead Mormons Are Now Gay," you can perform your own proxy conversion and turn a deceased Mormon into a gay one.

Simply enter the name of the dearly departed Mormon of your choice, select "convert," and voila, thy ghost hath been converted into a homosexual. I don't like being put on the spot, so I selected for the "Choose-a-Mormon" option, which generates a Mormon- a Mormon named Barbara Anderson in my case- for you. Select carefully before converting; a notice on the site warns, "No take-backs."