Cross-stitched slang phrase Zooey Deschanel told the crowd at the Writers Guild Awards, "male writers, you are so hot with your minds and plaid shirts. Hit on me."

This has been "Zooey Wowee," a feature intended to keep Gawker readers up to date with the comings and goings of Zooey Deschanel. Zooey Wowee logo by Jim Cooke. Image via Getty.