Scandinavian* Scandal: Pentti Arajarvi, the husband of Finland's president, has been caught ogling the Danish princess' tits at a royal dinner in Copenhagen. The Sun provides video of the naughty Nordic spouse staring at Princess Mary's northern exposure, then averting his eyes and pretending to stare at the ceiling when Mary turns to face him.

[There was a video here]

* Note that Finland is not a Scandinavian nation; Denmark, however, is. Denmark, Sweden, and Norway are Scandanivan. All three, as well as Finland, Iceland, and "associated territories, the Faroe Islands, Greenland, and Åland," are Nordic. In all of those places—and pretty much everywhere in the world that is not a strip club—staring fixedly at a lady's chest is a faux pas.