Westminster Winner Announced, Is Cutesy Bootsy Booboo
A Pekingese named Malachy won Best in Show at the 136th Westminster Kennel Club dog show Tuesday night, beating out the breed of dog you have even though it's obvious that that breed is the one that should have won.
Here is an actual quote from Ben Walker of the Associated Press describing the appearance of Our New God:
Malachy's pink tongue popped up from his silver-and-white fur, his eyes sparkling like black diamonds as he soaked in the cheers.
Meanwhile, in a dark, dusty crawlspace in Beijing, a portrait of a fluffy Pekingese ages and decays, its subject's puppy bloom ravaged by vice and evil and sin.
[Image via AP]