Mitt Romney, No Marriage For Any Gays Ever, was hit twice with a pro-gay-rights glitter attack in Eagan, Minnesota. Naturally, he promptly used the incident to say something lighthearted and uncomfortable.

After getting glittered and told "feel the rainbow" on the way to the podium (vid above), and before getting glittered on the way out of the venue (pic below), the Republican frontrunner, Romney was quoted as "joking" that "I've got glitter in my hair, but that's not all that's in my hair, I glue it on every morning, whether it needs it or not." Wait, what else is in Mitt Romney's hair, other than glitter and 10 pounds of gel? This response was approximately as funny/awkward as Romney's spontaneous offer of a $10,000 rich person bet and his lighthearted quip about not giving a flying fuck about poor people. The comedy circuit boards are functioning perfectly, no upgrade needed, A++ humor.