In a recent interview with Harper's Bazaar, plebeian prime minister Gwyneth Paltrow spoke about the joys of motherhood:

I was like, I'll bet you anything I'll have a daughter, and she'll be a really cool butch lesbian and be so above clothes, and I got a very clothes-obsessed child. So if she's a lesbian, she's a lipstick lesbian. She doesn't like anything avant-garde at all. She likes anything that's pretty, pretty, pretty or has a bow or a ruffle or is pink.

Knowing Gwyn- and who knows Gwyn like I know Gwyn? No one- next week's GOOP newsletter will contain a segment called, "Pricey Leggings for Your Lipstick Les."

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