I think cat videos are kind of stupid. "Oh, look at the cute thing this cat does. Isn't that adorable? I love cats." Please. Giggling at a cat video is like laughing at a fart joke. You can't help yourself from doing it, but you feel like an asshole for it nonetheless.

But, still, people love a damn cat video. Since I'm playing the part of traffic whore I thought I'd serve you up one and watch you all chase after it like this stupid cat chases after a flashlight on a waxed floor. This one is courtesy of Max(cine) Read. This is what he does with his day when he's not trying to find dump, racist, misogynistic shit on Reddit (again, finding that is as easy as laughing at fart joke). Stupid Max.