Just because they are sometimes portrayed as delightfully dim and overly tanned, most of the JS cast members are actually, potentially, possibly college graduates. For instance, did you know that Vinny has a degree in something? And Snooki also took classes in college. "We all are very smart in our own way," Sammi Giancola tells Naughty But Nice Rob. She herself is only one semester away from finishing her degree in something, so look out world.

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