Newt Gingrich is going to win the South Carolina presidential primary tomorrow. Not just because he yelled at two debate moderators for asking him debate questions this week, which brought him up about 20 percentage points in the polls. That wasn't enough to close the deal. But now that television survivalist Chuck Norris has endorsed him in a meditative World Net Daily piece, Romney's got no chance.

I can't even tell if I'm joking anymore. Newt Gingrich is a viable contender for the presidency in 2012. If that sentence isn't a joke, then there are no jokes.

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