They put up a nativity scene there, in the Holy Land, Ohio, and can you guess what happened? The resurrection, of Jesus, of course.

A baby lamb was born in the outdoor Western & Southern Nativity display at the Krohn Conservatory on Christmas Eve...

"We think we should call her Merry. Little Merry Christmas," Schepmann said.

What!? No you fools, the mama lamb has to be named "Mary," it's right there in the text. Call it a miracle, or just call it something you're reading due to the natural lowering of editorial standards that occurs during the week between Christmas and New Year's. As long as you call that lamb Jesus, because come on.

[ Photo: John Taylor/ Flickr]