Kevin Daly, a 22-year-old Long Islander, was driving down the highway last night and drunkenly hit a cop car. Just your standard DWI, right? Oh no, it is far more idiotic than that.

Daly was wearing a T-shirt that said, "I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk. (Alcoholics go to meetings.)" It's even in his mug shot! I have a feeling that Daly is going to be in meetings in the very near future. It's one thing to tempt karma, but don't wear it on your shirt, dude!