What the hell is Journey 2? Is it when the Glee kids sing "Don't Stop Believing?" What even was Journey 1. Oh, it was Journey to the Center of the Earth! But Brendan Frasier is gone, and so is the earth.

Instead The Rock, Michael Caine, living sext Vanessa Hudgens, Luis Guzman, and Twitter's soon to be favorite hunk Josh Hutcherson discover Atlantis. There is giant bumble bees, lush jungles, and the Rock's bobbing pectoral muscles. This is what 3D was invented for, people. So you could watch Dwayne Johnson's bosom heave at you.