From Pravda, the story of a Moscow woman who was stabbed in the heart by her husband, but whose silicone breast implants absorbed the blade, preventing her from dying. Fake tits save lives.

Because the implants — inserted five years prior, at the request of the husband — were so large, the knife "did not even reach the thorax."

Perhaps what we've stumbled upon here is a game-changing form of bionic armor. It could have interesting, cleavage-enhancing ramifications for our men in blue! [, Image via Shutterstock]