Remember when an Iranian cleric said earthquakes were God's punishment for scantily-clad women, and then a bunch of scantily-clad women organized a naked protest to disprove the cleric, but then an earthquake actually occurred at the moment they bared their breasts? Well, there is a chance that today's East Coast earthquake was a boobquake, too, because it's National Go Topless Day, and there are all kinds of naked boobs in Central Park right now.

Don't say cleric Hojatoleslam Kazim Sadeghi didn't warn you. Unless Mother Earth was doing a chest-shimmy of solidarity? [AnimalNY, image via Mike Levak's Flickr]