The time has finally come for New York Times editor Bill Keller to pass the torch. New York Times staffers just received this invitation to his going-away party this Wednesday, at Canal Room.

"CASH BAR." No, the editor of the New York Times will not be having an open bar at his going-away party. Why do you ask?

Just to be clear: none of you are invited to Drink, Dance, and Toast Bill Keller this Wednesday from 8-12 at Canal Room.