After a 24-hour silence following yesterday's blitz of media attention, the mysterious @CondeElevator tweeted a monologue that sounds an awful lot like a farewell. Is this @CondeElevator's swan song?

And if so, does it mean @CondeElevator actually worked at Condé Nast? Did speculation about the tweeter's identity get too close? Don't leave us, @CondeElevator! We won't tell your boss. We just want to know if Anna Wintour ever farts behind closed doors.

In other news, Hearst and Goldman Sachs have elevator Twitters, now. By this time tomorrow, your mom's dentist's office in Spokane will, too. [Image via 20th Century Fox]


Let's Figure Out Who Created the Condé Nast Elevator Twitter Account