Apple Customers Can Get Away With Anything
Mark Malkoff struggled heroically to get thrown out of an Apple store. Having a pizza delivered didn't do it. Bringing in a band didn't do it. Dressing as Darth Vader didn't do it. Not even the goat got him ejected.
The accomplished stunt comedian even roped his poor wife into his Apple Store exploits, staging a romantic date between the product aisles, complete with catered food, live music and a spurned request to turn down the lights.
He simply couldn't get thrown out of the store, as shown in the video to your right. With Apple Geniuses trained to constantly outdo each other as ultra positive "promoters," it's no wonder. The only way to piss those guys off is to buy too many of their products.