Jennifer Aniston and her still quite new man go house-hunting. Arnold Schwarzenegger just signs whatever papers are in front of him. Lindsay Lohan partied with the Muscle Milk people at a beach. Today's Gossip Roundup is acting irresponsibly.

  • Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux have only been dating since, like, May, but Aniston's "extremely happy" and feeling "extremely lucky," and other people say the relationship is going "extremely well," and now they're looking extremely intently for a house to either rent or buy in Beverly Hills. The new abode will probably be extremely expensive and look extremely similar to something Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt would live in, minus all the playrooms and bedrooms for the kids. Because there are no children in Aniston's immediate future, as if anyone needed to be reminded of that. [People, US]
  • After getting scolded by Judge Stephanie Sautner for not doing her community service, our girl Lindsay Lohan headed to the beach to appear at an event called the "Oakley Learn to Ride Surf Fueled By Muscle Milk." At least Muscle Milk is non-alcoholic. She also wore a Butthole Surfers tank top, because she's an artist who can understand and appreciate "obscure" punk bands. [Radar]
  • Alicia Keys says being married to Swizz Beatz is "fly." Their one-year anniversary is July 31—did you remember? Are you getting them anything? I was going to send them a gift certificate to Borders but then Borders announced it's shutting down, so now I don't know what the hell to do for them now. [People]
  • Andrew Garfield just had to take the main role in The Amazing Spider-Man because when he was a wee skinny lad Spider-Man "saved [his] life." He's also comparing his movie to Shakespeare. I guess this is what you call hyperbole. [US]
  • Arnold Schwarzenegger has decided to give Maria Shriver her spousal support after all. Apparently he signed his divorce papers without reading them first, because he was a. dealing with the aftermath of his son Christopher's boogie-boarding accident, and b. listening to his lawyer. We're not a lawyer but we think it's safe for us to give this bit of advice: Read your divorce papers before you sign them. [TMZ]
  • Oh, and would you like to listen to the 911 call Maria Shriver placed regarding son Christopher's accident? Okay, just click the link. [TMZ]
  • Sean Kingston showed up on stage with Nicky Minaj—his first public appearance since his super-terrible jet ski accident in May. He was really impressed with his own performance, tweeting about how he "[j]ust killed it on stage." [Radar]
  • Julianne Hough got some birthday hugs from her boyfriend, Ryan Seacrest. Reportedly Seacrest was going to get his gal a Borders gift certificate as well, but then he was like "damn." So he took her to TGI Friday's and told her she could get whatever she wanted, including an appetizer. [Radar]