Ever since Lorena Bobbitt cut off half of her husband's penis and threw it in a field, we've all wondered: Can anyone top that? Finally we have an answer: Yes. How? A garbage disposal.

On Monday night, police were called to a home in Garden Grove, Calif., over a "medical emergency." Which it indeed was! According to the cops, Catherine Kieu Becker, age 48, had drugged her husband, tied him up, and cut off his penis. And then put it in the garbage disposal and turned it on.

Becker's been arrested and charged with "aggravated mayhem," which carries a possible life sentence, among other things. Her husband is in serious condition in the hospital after undergoing emergency surgery. Becker told cops her husband "deserved it."