Belated congratulations to Boynton Beach, Fla. police office David Britto, who was named "Officer of the Year" last year! It'll be nice for him to have that award on his mantelpiece to look at while he is on trial for selling meth.

DEA agents arrested Britto on Tuesday, saying he "had and intended to sell more than 500 grams of methamphetamines between June 2009 and March 2011." Britto, who's been a cop since 2007, is a mentor and instructor at the "Teen Police Academy." To its credit, the Boynton Beach Police Department cooperated with the DEA in its investigation.

Update: Britto, as it turns out, is not just a mentor, police officer, and (alleged) methamphetamine dealer. He's also (as many commenters have discovered, to their delight) a relationship coach! Britto's delightful website (we guess it's a non-profit?) will teach you all you need to know about winning your ex back, and also how to use the phrase "win my ex back" as many times as possible in order to inflate your Google ranking.

Here's a free sample:

How To Win My Ex Back Step 2 - work on becoming better, work out, buy some new clothes and get a hair cut. Make yourself more attractive for you ex.

You can follow Britto on Twitter, too, if you want to learn more about his website, over and over and over again, or about Norelco eletric razors, which he seems to be selling. We eagerly await the launch of!

[Palm Beach Post]