Bristol Palin reveals Levi Johnston's seduction technique. Mel Gibson has a new, goth girlfriend. Tracy Morgan is meeting with homeless gay teens. Saturday gossip is the goodness angel of the world.

  • Newly-chinned abstinence spokesmodel Bristol Palin isn't so different from you and me! In fact, just like 80 percent of the U.S. population, she lost her virginity on a camping trip while drunk on wine coolers, according to her new memoir, Not Afraid of Life: My Journey So Far. Apparently she woke up unable to remember the event, and was reminded only by hearing her then-boyfriend Levi Johnston bragging about it to his friends on the phone. She confronted Johnston, and he promised that they wouldn't do it (sex) again until they were married. Heh. [AP]
  • Some more tidbits from the book: Palin calls Johnston "the gnat named Levi Johnston constantly spreading false accusations against our family," which sounds like something out of a Western; she was on the pill ("prescribed to treat her cramps") when she got pregnant; Johnston's reaction to the news that he would be a father was "better be a (bleeping) boy"; Johnston cheated on her "as frequently as he sharpened his hockey skates." [AP]
  • Mel Gibson has a new girlfriend: Hitler. Ha! Kidding, Hitler is dead. Mel Gibson is dating Greek model Stella Mouzi, who is, as TMZ hilariously puts it, "gothic — a fetish catering to the dark realms of fantasy." We thought it just meant listening to the Cure a lot! [TMZ]
  • Tracy Morgan, doing his best to prove to everyone that he would not stab his hypothetical gay son, met with homeless gay teens in New York City. (In an official capacity, not at Port Authority or anything.) No one was stabbed. [NYDN]
  • You will be pleased to hear that Hayden Panetierre's new boyfriend, some football player, is more or less her height. [TMZ]
  • Foxfire star Angelina Jolie traveled to Turkey to kick it with Syrian refugees, handing out "fruit and desserts" and "taking notes." She was greeted by a 45-foot banner that said, in Turkish and English, "Goodness Angel of the World, Welcome." [NYDN]
  • Karissa and Kristina Shannon, who are "sexy" Playboy-modelling twins, are moving back into the Playboy mansion, where they will theoretically take part in Hugh Hefner's elaborate baby-oil sex ritual, and possibly contract Legionnaire's Disease. Best of luck to all involved. [TMZ]
  • Model Bar Refaeli broke her arm, according to her Twitter account, where she described herself as "annoyed." [NYP]