Former Godfather's Pizza CEO Herman Cain is doing just well enough in the polls, now, to afford a country music video for his presidential campaign. Look at all of the white conservatives here, trying to show how not-racist they are. They will ride the "Herman Cain Train" with Herman Cain, sure! No problems with that! Race is but a social construct!

Will the Herman Cain campaign ever get big enough to buy a "Herman Cain Plane," and the video will show it being hijacked by terrorists whom Cain sedates with delicious pizza and then everyone dances in the aisle and makes out? Because that would be very unorthodox.