President Obama has made the most epic gaffe in United States presidential history, just a little while ago. During his visit to Westminster Abbey today, he signed the guest book along with the date "24 May 2008." Not only did he not write "May 24" like a Real American would've, but he was also off by a year or two — at least.

This is the last straw. Obama is incompetent. We're writing in "Ivan(k)a Trump" on Election Day 2008.