Arnold's son discovers the truth. Maria looks for a bachelorette pad. William and Kate get home okay. And Pink gets on a high horse about horses. Saturday gossip is rapture-ready.

  • Arnold Schwarzenegger's illegitimate son reportedly never knew the truth about his father, even though they have the exact same teeth, and used to call his mom's boyfriend "dad." He apparently knows now, though! Poor kid. [P6]
  • And where's Maria Shriver going to live now that she's finally realized her husband is lying serial womanizer? She checked out the same L.A. condo as Bruce Willis, Paul Anka and Donna Summer, but decided she didn't like it. (Too bad! Those four could've formed a band.) Maria! Try Eagle Rock. We used to live there, and there are some great taco trucks. [TMZ]
  • Prince William and Duchess Catherine have returned from their honeymoon alive. They had a "memorable" time. [Raises eyebrows suggestively] [People]
  • Pop singer Pink is so mad at other pop singer Selena Gomez, for painting some horses. Gomez's representative says that "non toxic, vegetable based powder paint was applied via an airbrush and removed with water. An official from the Humane Society was on set supervising." That sounds less cruel than, say, riding a horse, or nailing iron bars to its feet, so maybe Pink should chill out. [TMZ]
  • Ginnifer Goodwin has broken up with her fiancé, one of the guys from Super Troopers. Guess "he was just not that into her"! Right? Turns out they didn't have a very "big love"! Get it?? Maybe she can "win a date with Tad Hamilton" now!! But only if she "walks the line"! [People]
  • Speaking of breakups: Rosario Dawson dumped her boyfriend, Mathieu Schryer, after realizing he is not only a DJ, but also French. [Us]
  • Some woman is suing the Michael Jackson estate for $10 million, claiming that the late pop singer gave her leg herpes in the 1970s. [TMZ]
  • The 16-year-old daughter of Real New York Housewife the Countess Luann de Lesseps, has left her expensive private school, possibly because of a YouTube video in which she used the n-word. She will be "studying art in Paris this summer," which we're sure is a euphemism for something. [P6]
  • People waiting in line for tickets to Lady Gaga's Saturday Night Live appearance were treated to donuts, pizza and coffee from the pop star, who hopes to fatten her fans up before she eats them. [P6]