Lindsay and Paris' would-be feud may already have ended. Paul McCartney is engaged. And Justin Bieber wants you to be cyber-responsible. Saturday's gossip once walked in on its husband sleeping with its dad. (It was the '60s!)

  • Those of us heady with nostalgia for the crazy days of 2006 (when the above photo was taken) were extremely excited by news of a burgeoning feud between Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton that began when Hilton made a joke to a homeless woman about how Lohan steals stuff. But Hilton has already apologized! "I apologize to Lindsay for the comment that I made. I was joking around but it was thoughtless and unnecessary," she tells TMZ. Lohan hasn't responded possibly because she started her court-mandated community service today. Also, just so we're all clear: Lohan is not a Scientologist. [TMZ]
  • Vanessa Redgrave once walked in on her husband Tony Richardson in bed with her dad Michael, according to a bit of gossip. So whatever you do, don't let Tony Richardson near your dad. [Daily Mail]
  • Song-and-dance man Paul McCartney is engaged to Nancy Shevell, a businesswoman. She seems nice, except for being a member of The New York Metropolitan Transportation Authority board, which sucks. [Us]
  • After causing a riot in a Long Island mall last year at a rally for striking workers, union organizer Justin Bieber has agreed to appear in a PSA about "cyber-responsibility," which means erasing your history after you visit porn sites. [NYDN]
  • Happy 50th to George Clooney, who celebrated his birthday by eating various different foods at Beverly Hills restaurant Mr. Chow. Later that night, he killed someone, as is allowed for A-List stars on milestone birthdays according to the L.A. city charter. [Page Six]
  • Cheers star Kirstie Alley was, at one point, having two hours of sex a day. That's today's Kirstie Alley factoid! Hope you enjoyed. [NYDN]
  • Fleetwood Mac's Stevie Nicks says she won't let Lindsay Lohan buy her life rights until Lohan "cleans up her life and becomes the great actress I feel she can be." That seems reasonable, so I'm just going to use this item as an excuse to post this stunning solo Nicks demo of "Gypsy":

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