"After shopping at Whole Foods on Houston Street, a Manhattan artist returned to his [Porsche Cayenne] SUV to find the window smashed and both his laptop and lapdog missing from the back seat."

Police theorize that the organism's dog carrier "must have been mistaken for a fancy piece of luggage."

Harry, the urban chihuahua, was found wandering around the projects later that day.

After being spotted by a kindly vet, he's been returned to his owner (Bruce), and his luxury dog carrier, and his Porsche.

Another true story from the gritty city.

[NYP. Photo: Shutterstock]