Sweet Mary Mother of God this is huge: Israeli-Canadian filmmaker Simcha Jacobovici says he's found two of the nails that were used to crucify Jesus! He's also promoting a documentary he made about finding the nails, called The Nails of the Cross. Jacobovici told Reuters, "What we are bringing to the world is the best archaeological argument ever made that two of the nails from the crucifixion of Jesus have been found." HOLY SHIT! Oh, but he added, "Do I know 100% yes, these are them? I don't." But please check his movie out anyway.

He claims the nails were found inside the tomb of the priest who sold out Jesus to the Romans, Caiaphas. However, the Israel Antiquities Authority doesn't really buy it. Jacobovici made another film in 2007 called The Lost Tomb of Jesus, and was executive producer of an 8-part documentary series called Yummy Mummy. So yeah.